Her: For fuck’s sake, just go! Him: I don’t want to. Please, don’t make me go. Her: I’m begging you, GO! Him: But it seems so wrong. Her: It will hurt me worse if you don’t go. Quick, go before someone sees you. Him: Oh my god! I didn’t think about that! Now I REALLY … More Should You Stay or Should You Go?
Chessa loves cats, which, so what, right? Cats are totes adorbs, and lots of people like them. But Chessa’s love for cats transcends any typical feline fetish. Chessa loves cats because cats are the only creature she’s found that she CAN love without dying a horrible death. That is no exaggeration. Chessa is allergic to … More In Which a Cat Cures an Allergy
The two adversaries are forever fencing. The mind parry-ripostes, and gains an advantage. The heart attacks, lunging passionately and turning reason into a colander. Both are scarred, scabbed, and bleeding. Who knew so much damage could be inflicted by so many little pricks?
Mom, I lost my virginity! Did you look under the bed, honey? It’s not there! Well, think. Did you have it this morning? Yes, I had it when I left the house. Maybe you lost it on the bus. I still had it when I got off the bus. Where did you go after that? … More LOST: Maggie’s Virginity
“People aim for the stars, and they end up like goldfish in a bowl. I wonder if it wouldn’t be simpler just to teach children right from the start that life is absurd.” ― Muriel Barbery, The Elegance of the Hedgehog You can be anything you want, honey, if you just set your mind … More In Which A Sherpa Is Aborted
Corvus brought her a gift. She ignored him. He tried again with a shinier gift. She tossed her head and stepped away from him. His cronies cawed with laughter. That night, he asked the moon, “How do I prove to her that I love her?” The moon replied, “What makes you think that you loving … More Lady’s Choice (Sep. 2017 Zeroflash Entry)
FERRIS: They look wild. FINN: But Rah said they are tame. FERRIS: Let’s lure them with food. FINN: Good idea! WAITER: Sirs, please stop throwing tater tots at the women.